What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

            - an egg

How does a midge travel ?

            - (h)itch-hiking

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? 

            - croak-us Lily

What kind of tie does a pig wear? 

            - a pig-sty

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

            - Don't watch me, I’m changing

Why is the sky so high?

            - so the birds don’t bump their heads

What do you call a man with a chicken on his head?

            - Henry

Why did the parrot wear a rain-coat?

         it wanted to be Polly Unsaturated

What do you call a girl with a parrot on her head?

            - Polly  (editor’s note: when did you last see a parrot on a Family Ramble?)

What did the left boot say to the right boot?

            - It’s all right for you, I always get left behind!

 

What do you call two robbers?

         - A pair of 'nickers'!! (editor’s note: when did you last see a burglar on a Family Ramble?)

 

What do you call someone who makes clothes for rabbits?

         - a hare dresser

 

Name 4 members of the cat family

         - mummy cat, daddy cat & 2 kittens