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Family Rambling Jokes
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder warm!
What’s black and white and brown all over?
- a cow in a muddy field !
How
do you count cows?
- With a cowculator!
Don’t
be silly, cows don’t go “who?”, they go “moo!”
where
does a poorly horse go? - to horspital!!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky donkey!
“Doctor, doctor, I’m feeling like a bridge today” Dr.: “I wonder what’s come over you”
“Nine Ramblers and a dog!”
Why is it easy for
fish to weigh themselves?
Because they all come with their own scales!
Why did the man walk along the wall carrying a sandwich?
- because he liked a well-balanced diet!
Alexander Law aged 8
Why did the one-handed boy
cross the road?
- to get to the second-hand shop!
Two fish were swimming in the river. It was raining.
One fish said to the other: “Let’s swim under this bridge before we get wet!”
Where
does a snake go shopping?
a ssss..upermarket!
Why
didn’t the butterfly go to the ball?
‘Cos it was a mothball!
Why
didn’t the skeleton go on the Family Ramble?
‘Cos it was lazybones!
What
do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
- a hot cross bunny!
Two PACkets OF CRISPS ARE WALKING DOWN A ROAD.a CAR STOPS, AND THE DRIVER ASKS IF HE CAN OFFER THEM A LIFT. REPLY: NO THANKS, WE’RE WALKERS!
What
do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
Which is
faster, Hot or Cold?
Hot- it caught Cold!
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